Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.you fucking didnt
COLOR
PUNS
That just blue me away.
I know I’ve red this somewhere before.
Orange you glad it was a tasteful pun, at least?
Yeah I guess you’re white about that
Your puns are black and white, you need to joke with all the colours of the wind.
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
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50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
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